naked christmas groping

i've gone to two christmas parties in the last 2 days. the first was for an unnamed architect (where my roommate craig works) at mandalay bay. it was quite the expensive shindig. there were more millionaires and billionaires there than i've ever seen in my life. needless to say it was an open bar and everyone was partaking. it started out with drinks and dinner at shanghai lilly, and followed up with drinks at red square, and then the house of blues foundation room. one of the features of these christmas parties is being groped, and this one was not exception. i have never been more felt up than i was that night, and usually by very wealthy people.

the next night was the ultimate frisbee christmas party at sue's house. it was not as expensive, but just as decadent. we had a gift exchange where you can either take a new gift from under the tree or steal a gift from someone else. the twist is that in order to steal you have to do a shot or take an item of clothing off. every time a gift is stolen the price for it goes up by 1. so if a gift is popular you might end up taking 5 shots or taking 5 items of clothing off. it adds some strategy to stealing, as you might steal something you don't really want because you know that they will steal it back and possibly get naked in the process. one more rule is that naked is naked, and getting naked means that noone can steal the gift, so if you really want something, all you have to do is get naked for it. when the exchange was finally over, there were 4 naked people, and another 5 people in various states of undress, plus a number of people who had drank 7 or more shots. i ended up with no clothes and a bottle of bombay sapphire. thankfully you are allowed to hold your gift in a strategic place.

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