February 26, 2003

ashcroft's war on head shops

now glass pipes, water pipe, and other smoking devices are under attack from ashcroft. glad to see that we are devoting so much time and money to keep people from smoking pot. don't we have bigger issues than this? like the trumped up war against iraq, or maybe the failed search for osama, perhaps we could fix the accounting problems, or we could work on the economy, fix the increasing unemployment problem(we could start by fixing my unemployment problem), work on making minimum wage a livable wage, oh here's something, the fact that korea has nukes and a 3 stage icbm that can reach la. aren't those things more important than shutting down places that sell pot paraphernalia? what's next? shut down coke because kids are using their cans to make trailerpark pot pipes? actually i think i can find a way to shut down most of american manufacturing, just by devising a way to make a pipe out of it. products that come to mind:

coke cans, tobacco pipes, tin foil, lighters, rolling papers, dollar bills(both for snorting and for rolling), plumbing fixures, screens for your faucets, two liter bottles, mayonaise jars, rubber tubing, knifes, cigars, cigarettes, tampax cardboard applicators, metal pens, film cannisters, carmex, vicks vapor rub, stove top burners, the ground, the lake/ocean, cake pans(brownies), betty crocker brownies, food(munchies), water(cotton mouth), eye drops.

it just all seems so silly.

Posted by dshepard at February 26, 2003 11:00 PM
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Man, I wonder what kind of time I'm going to do for drinking eight glasses of water (or more) per day!?

Posted by: ryan on February 26, 2003 11:37 PM

dont forget the plastic honeybear bongs.

Posted by: todd on February 27, 2003 04:21 PM

or the cardboard cores of rolls of toilet paper.

Posted by: dan on February 28, 2003 01:18 PM
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