air guitar

air guitar for sale on ebay(actually it already sold).

garage jet

so here's a site that will teach you how to build your own jet engine using a turbo charger and a drill, that runs on propane. we had better classify this nfo before the terrorists start building their own jets. there were twins on my floor at bemidji state university that were really into building remote control things, they were working on building a hovercraft while i knew them, and i bet they would have loved to build a jet.

so i haven't talked about politics, or how unbelievably stupid and arrogant our wannabe president is recently, and i've been trying to figure out why, and i've come to the conclusion that i'm just in shock at how horrible things have gotten that i am speechless. i mean with all the buck passing('it was their fault', 'we didn't receive a plan, it was a list of actionable steps'), the lying, the torturing('as far as i know there is a difference between torture and abuse'), and with half the american public seemingly not having a problem with any of it.

how can the people in charge of the abu ghurayb hilton really think that telling someone to soften up the prisoners for interrogation by humiliating them would not lead to this? but somehow it's not their fault, even though they have stated that terrorist prisoners are not subject to the geneva convention pow rights. this administration is made up of a bunch of fuckhead, dickless, antiamerican, bible thumping, brainless shitheads, and if someone were to blow up the white house i wouldn't shed a tear(hi echelon! how you doing?).

so anyhow, that's why i haven't been talking about politics so much, i'm just overloaded with shrubs stupidity, and the lack of true outrage at the attrocities that have been occuring. i mean we've killed between 5000 and 10000 civillians since this war began. that is the highest civillian casualties per us casualty since vietnam(but their are no parallels between that war and this one).

i'm sorry

i'm sorry, i never fought in vietnam...er, i mean i didn't run in my 5k on saturday. i walked the 5k instead. i also never picked up my registration packet, so i didn't get my race for the cure t-shirt. oh well. anyhow, the walk was very fun, and i learned a new road trip game. i'll try to explain it for yall.

each person thinks of a song, but doesn't tell anyone else. then someone picks a seeder song, and sings the chorus or title, the next person has to use words from the chorus or title of the last persons song to sing another song's chorus or title, while trying to get to sing the title of their own secret song. here, i'll give you an example.

fred(blister in the sun)
mary(girls just wanna have fun)
jack(waitin for my man)
seeder: i like big butts
mary:big bottoms, big bottoms, talk about mud flaps my girls got'em
jack:she's just the girl, the girl, the girl u want
fred:i'll tell you why hy hy hy. you just haven't earned it yet lately.
mary:cute cute like a button, don't you want to make him stay up late
jack:i like little girls, they make me feel so good
fred:i want a new wave girl, i want a new wave girl oh oh want a new wave girl.
mary:girls just wanna have fun! yeah, i win!
fred and jack: damn!

oh and you lose if you arrive at your destination without having come up with a song that follows the pattern.

anyhow, the walk was a lot of fun. lots of women wearing pink shirts(which means they are a breast cancer survivor) which are great to see, and lots of pink numbers(which mean they've lost someone to breast cancer) which are not so great to see, even some that were for men, so those of you guys out there looking for a reason to play with your own boobies, go right ahead. everyone should participate in the race for the cure, i mean come on, what better reason to walk/run than boobies?